February 2012
Public transport diaries (Bus)
We all know that driving a car is horrendously expensive in our sunny, sunny island (See this, this and this, if you somehow need proof). That’s why daft peasants like me need to resort to *gasp* public transport. Like the rest of the miserable country, I like to engage in the national past time of travelling to town and window shopping, achieving nothing in the process. This was one of my...
Me: I'll be on top
My Bed:
Me: Shh don't speak
Watchdigbickss:
p0ssiblyperfect:
taylorlikesbats:
Girl Can Say Any Word Backwards Within Seconds
omfg wtf
Scipsy: Maybe you have Asperger too. →
scipsy:
Asperger’s Disorder is characterized by a severe and sustained impairment in social interaction, and restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior.
It is often present an inability to use non-verbal behaviors such as eye-to-eye gaze, facial expression and body postures, to regulate social…
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January 2012
I have this bad knack.
I always meet the most amazing new people and we always hit it off with near-perfect chemistry. The problem is, I never stay friends with them. Our relationship always ends up with the other person drifting away and forgetting about me. Every week I think about all these people who left their mark on me, and I lament why they’re no longer still in my life.
Just...
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you? Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it. Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. Girl: -Speechless- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-...
I got a boner yesterdat just by talking to...
And none of the topics we touched were of a sexual nature.
Wat.
